From the geniuses at Darwin Aerospace, we share with you THE BURRITO BOMBER. "The World's First Airborne Mexican Food Delivery System". If only more young people were willing to pursue careers in the science of burrito delivery, we could once more set this country on a path to global supremacy.
On a blistering hot day in spring 1862, a group of Mexican soldiers advanced on the French army at Puebla, Mexico. Despite being outnumbered 2 to 1 they defeated their foes. The day was May 5th - Cinco de Mayo. As they raised their victory flags, the Mexican soldiers cried out, "Viva Burritos!" because they were really fricken hungry after fighting all day. To honor their bravery we have declared the month of May "Burrito Appreciation Month"
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Bucks for Burritos '13
‘Fear the Deer’ was the chant of the
2009-2010 Milwaukee Bucks who won 46 games and took the Atlanta Hawks to a
tightly contested game 7 in the NBA Playoffs.
Three years later, after the 2012-2013 season, no one fears these deer, and they have found
themselves as 76:1 underdogs in Vegas to beat the all-powerful Miami Heat in
the first round of the 2013 NBA playoffs.
Personally, I love a challenge and I love an underdog. In response, I have tracked down my bookie
and placed a burrito bet on the Bucks. Most
people familiar with Vegas wonder how this is possible, but trust me, when you
are in the burrito biz, anything is possible.
So here is how it goes, the Bucks win,
I get 76 burritos. The bucks loose, I
forfeit 1 burrito.
Here is where you come in…I need all
of the followers in Burrito Land to cheer hard for the Bucks! If I win, we all win, and burritos for
all! If you are able to do something
even more than cheer (I’m thinking Tonya Harding style on LeBron James) that
would be greatly appreciated too.
Instead of ‘Fear the Deer’ let’s think ‘Bucks for Burritos’ in ’13.
P.S.
You may have noticed that the Burritophile and I haven’t had much April
traffic on the site posting about warms-up, practice and such. Much like the NBA game, we have graduated to
the pro level and don’t practice anymore.
As a result, we are saving it up for ‘game time’ which starts next
Wednesday May 1. It about time for all
of us to get our game faces on and go!
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