Saturday, February 22, 2014

Today is NOT National Margarita Day!

Some fools made up a holiday! What a bunch of ignorant jackwagons! Hahahahahahaha!

Everyone knows that National Margarita Day is actually on May 17th (which is also the day my dog Mayor McPug was born. RIP buddy! I'll never forgive myself for taking you off the leash while changing my tire on the interstate.)

Don't believe me? Here's the imposter website:

National Margarita Day FAKERS

And here's the REAL one:

National Margarita Day FOR REALSIES

It's obvious to anyone with a brain that the real site is much more entertaining and informative.  Do not be fooled by imposters!

Also, do not give this kid money. I will eat burritos for free....you can sit and watch me do it.

Until next time...
Burritophile


2 comments:

Noboru Bitoy said...

What? You won't give me any $$$???Graphing the deliciousness of a chicken burrito is truly a great cause. Especially when sky-diving.

BurritoPhile said...

If you give me half the Kickstarter money, I will donate $5.