Friends,
It has been two long years since last I last blogged. I apologize for my absence. 2008 was a bleak year for the Burritophile. But I have returned undaunted to celebrate the almighty burrito with all of you. I want to thank the well wishers who sent me good tidings during my time away. I just want to state for the record that despite what my ex wife says, and a large amount of physical evidence and witness testimony show, I did not kidnap her Pug and sell him to a cosmetics testing lab in Indonesia. I'm confident I will be exonerated of all these false claims. Anyway, enough about my whorish, philandering, soul strangling, ex wife. We have more important things to discuss....namely burritos!
I have heard from some of you that are concerned about swine flu and how you are thinking about cutting back on burrito consumption. This is the worst decision you could make! Burritos are excellent agents against disease. And I'm sure the people that make the burritos haven't been to Mexico recently and haven't been in contact with other native Mexicans recently. They are too busy making burritos. So really there is nothing to worry about. You are more likely to get swine flu at home watching Two and a Half Men reruns than in a burrito joint.
I look forward to hearing from all of you this month. Good luck and good burrito eating to you all!
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