The Magic Door was a fictional piece by Arthur Conan Doyle that was received with
mixed review by critics and enthusiasts alike.
While I’ll admit that I have never once witnessed a Magic Door, I may
have just found a Magic Window. It is
named Mr. Senors and it is located at the corner of Murray and Thomas* on Milwaukee ’s Eastside.
What is so magical about this window is that it takes your
money and converts it into burritos. I
know, what a great trick, you need to try it out! I bet even David Copperfield couldn’t do
magic this delicious. It’s like I walked
up to this window with $10 and pow, I walked away with a burrito. There need to be more windows like this in
the world. I am trying to train my own
kitchen window to do this, but as a now there are just a bunch of $10 bills
sitting on my window pane. Maybe I need to
call my landlord and complain.
Honestly, it is difficult for me to rate this burrito
because I don’t remember eating it. I
didn’t get sick and there were no reports of me hurling it against the
wall. I guess it would probably rate
somewhere between 4 and infinity.
*Most awesome things in the world are associated with the
name Thomas
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