Hey all...getting a little scared...Anyone heard from the
Burritophile, anyone???
In the burrito off-season, he has been known to get himself
in trouble. Need I tell you about his
incarceration last year? Sadly, since
June 5, 2011, I haven't seen or heard from the man. Is it possible that his colon, Ted, got the
best of him? Is it possible that after
his criticism of the Ricketts family, that they have placed a bounty on his
head? Is it possible that he finally
successfully met a nice co-ed that he lured back to his abode despite the
sub-par decor (OK - obviously joking about that last one).
I am sick with worry.
While the Burritophile is a wise old veteran who often blows off the
burrito off-season, this level of non-contact is very upsetting. I think like everyone else, I am hoping that
he has just been in a drunken stupor for the last 11 months and will find us
again soon.
Signed,
Very Concerned
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