It has been a different type of winter in the Upper Midwest this year. February has felt like April, March like June, and St. Patrick’s Day felt like the Fourth of July. With Ivy on the wall at Wrigley for the opener today, it appears that it is Mother Nature’s appointed duty to completely confuse us as to where we live and what time of year it is. I (out of all people) am here to give you a dose of reality: We’re in Chicago, It is April 5, and Burrito Appreciation Month is Only 25 Days Away!!!This is your wake up call MF’ers…it is time to get ready!!! The season of burrito hard knocks is only a little over three weeks away! It is time to get in shape, get ready, and starting munching on burritos. I don’t want anyone to get caught by surprise; injured by the whiplash of being unexpectedly nailed by Burrito Appreciation Month. Getting ready for burrito appreciation month will mean different things to different people. For the healthy eater, this means re-introducing the steak burrito into your diet. For the diabetics, it means getting extra insulin injections. For the vain (you know who you are), it means getting those hot bikini and bathing suit profile pictures done now, because come June 1st, there will be nothing left of you but a bloated burrito mess! For those who eat burritos year round, carry on comrades, carry on!
Don’t let me catch you without a burrito in your mouth!
2 comments:
Tommy, why no mention of your daughter? You know, the one you finally went to visit in Nicaragua. Very great pic of her there.
Also, while I am not ready now, I intend to be ready in May.
Well RefreshMint,ever since I wrapped her up in a burrito and ate her, there is really nothing left to talk about, but thanks for the inquiry.
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